standalight
people waiting for a train knowing that when it arrives it will be rammed full like every other peak time train on the sheffield to manchester line. this mainly occurs in the marple/ romiley areas where there is an inversely proportional relationship of number of p-ssengers to size of train. e.g. 100 p-ssengers / 1 carriage containing 30 seats. this leads to them getting on the train (alighting) and standing up for the whole journey – standalight!!
romiley station was full of standalights awaiting the 8:20 train from sheffield. the previous train had been canceled and the thirty year old mini-bus with rolling stock arrived, steamy windowed and fit to bursting. “there’s no way we are getting a seat on that baby” “if we wait for the next one i’ll be late for work again. the only thing i’ll be waiting for then is the sack”
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