Standing Deuce-ation
when you are standing at the urinal and you have to sh-t but can’t, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: “hey man why did you leave the park so fast?”
person 2: “i got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants”
person 1: “man that’s f-cking sick!”
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