Standing Lapdance


a technique used by the morbidly obese at the t-tty-bar. the fatty stands against the bar during a ‘lap-dance’ in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. a normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty’s gut to protrude over their p-n-s and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. this technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.
“when i finish these hot-wings i am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance.” said big john at the red carpet lounge.

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