standing ovation
when you got ‘the clap’ so bad u cant sit down.
n-gg- f-cked lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!
the crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense -rg-sm.
their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.
a real large erection
tony: dude when sarah was grinding me i gave one h-ll of a standing ovation
where a man sticks both of his feet in a woman’s v-g-n-.
i heard sarah has had a standing ova-tion five times!
when a man has s-x with a girl while standing up by f-cking her in the -ss, fingering her, feeling her br–sts, and making out with her.
john liked jane so much he gave her a standing ovation.
a standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.
when you take a sh-t that’s so big it sticks out of the toilet bowl water.
after eating at that mexican restaurant i went into their bathroom and gave a standing ovation- too bad i can never go back there again.
when a girl with “b-tterfly wings” stands up after s-x and jumps up and down making her p-ssy sound like someone is clapping!
when andrea got done f-cking jeremy she stood up after and gave him a “standing ovation”!
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