standing shit
a type of sh-t where you hover your -sscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. often done in public toilets where chavs have p-ssed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.
i needed to perform a standing sh-t the other day because some c-nt lost control of his c-ck and sprayed all over the seat.
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