Standoff
noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don’t get called new jacks. usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.
“you know that fool steven?”
“yeah man, that kids a f-ckin standoff.”
noun.
when two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next b-tton and see who can go longer.
bill: “dude what happens when a guy is beating off and gets a d-ck?”
joe: “they usually have a standoff.”
a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only nubcakes can win because they are f-ggot enough to get into the warthog and drive around all day and shoot people
faccccck! not standoff again. this map sucks. i hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in noob sauce wanting to get the splaser. veto this sh-t!!!!!
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