Standup Bass
when your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your p-n-s in her -n-s while fingering her cl-toris and stimulating her nipple.
boy 1: “yeah dude i was playing the standup b-ss”
boy 2: “isn’t that where you f-ck her in the -ss while stimulating her cl-t and nipple?”
boy 1: “yeah dude”
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