stank monkey
an old, dirty, oftentimes poor black man who reeks of p-ss, alcohol, dookie, and/or weed. usually seen accompanied by a bottle wrapped in a brown paper sack. also called “stunk monkey.”
first white guy: -sniff- ew! what’s that smell?
second white guy: it’s that godd-mned stank monkey over there!
first white guy: he smells like dog sh-t!
stank monkey: shut the h-ll up you dumb crackers!
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