Stankle pumpkin
a “stankle pumpkin” is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. the odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin’s body, as if she were a cartoon)
john: i woke up this morning after having s-x with my girlfriend.
bob: and?
john: she stunk! i mean, she wanted me to go down on that and i was like, “nah baby, i don’t go down on stankle pumpkin’s.”
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