Stanky Librarian
(noun) when someone opens a book, reads it briefly, sh-ts in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. a real d-ck maneuver.
“yo that b-tch -ss n-gg- just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel.”
“aw sh-t, baby b-lls, i feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece.”
when someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a sh-t in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. a real -sshole maneuver.
“yo that b-tch -ss n-gg- pulled a stanky librarian.”
“aw sh-t, baby b-lls, i feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
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