Star of Aphrodite
one in the p-ssy, one in the -ss, one in the mouth, and one in each hand.
an arrangement that is so logical yet oddly so rare in p-rn. sometimes you think it’s about to happen and then when the woman reaches for that second d-ck, the guy in her mouth will decide to do something else or the guy in her p-ssy will pull out. this leads one to believe there is something mystical about the act.
the other night we did the star of aphrodite, and just as we completed it, the girl was h-t with a m-ssive -rg-sm and the lights flickered.
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