Star Spangled Boner


used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. if somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a star spangled b-n-r.
i wish all these morons who are celebrating osama bin ladin’s death would put away their star spangled b-n-rs. it doesn’t mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

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