Starbitchery
the lackl-stre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at starbucks. this includes baristas losing one’s order, being visibly annoyed by requests like ‘no foam’ or ‘extra hot’, and audible griping between employees behind the counter.
“that barista just told me, “we can’t make your drink right now. the machine is spilling water everywhere”, and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. what starb-tchery.”
“the service here is so slow. where are their staff? this is starb-tchery.”
“let’s not go to the starbucks at 78th and lex. it’s just rampant starb-tchery.”
barista: “i can’t steam soy without foam.”
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