Starbucks
where you’re going to end up if you get a master’s degree in the following:
1) art history
2) fine arts
3) philosophy
4) literature
“i know the barista at this starbucks: she was in my ‘critical -n-lysis of james joyce’ cl-ss in college!”
a major coffee chain that people obviously think is the devil’s brew. starbucks is apparently ‘the man’ taking over the earth.
naysayer: “i hate starbucks! it’s turning america into mindless clones!”
me: “dude, get over it. it’s just coffee. let me drink my frappuchino in peace.”
starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.
junkie 1: dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. what am i going to do?
junkie 2: lets go to starbucks and get a mocha.
junkie 1: no there’s no way i could afford that.
junkie 2: i guess you’ll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer dust-off again.
despite what the “free thinkers” will tell you about how starbucks is somehow going to take over the world (this isn’t austin powers), their coffee is pretty good. i figured we would have learned our lesson from south park.
jilly: starbucks is so dumb. only sheep go there.
billy: yes, i’m sure sheep would probably enjoy the taste of good coffee as well.
a legal drug for white people
susan:hey
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
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