starbucks elbow


phenomenon caused most notably by “venti no-whip chai” lattes. this condition causes one’s elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. no known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.
person 1: “bob dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. he can’t even put his arm down.”

person2: “dude, he was shot in world war ii”

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