starbucks professional


grifter/hustler who “offices” at a starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job t-tle (i.e. estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
favored expressions: “i can get back with you on that.”, “i know i can save you money.”, “here’s my card.”, “do you have a card?”.
turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his “office”.

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