Starbucks single
pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to starbuck’s on a sat-rday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to p-ss by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.
rob’s a hopeless starbucks single.
let’s get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.
my boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.
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