Starfies


if you have seen the commercial for legend of starfy you’ll understand. i was watching it and i thought “starfies sounds like some sort of an std” and so the saying was born.

useful for when you have nothing better to say.
1. guy 1: so did you find out what was wrong?

doctor: we were unable to identify it but it appears to be some sort of std.

guy2: dude you got starfies

example 2:

guy 1: i was running around in the woods and i thought i got lost, but then i found the road again.

guy 2: you’ve got starfies

guy 1: what?!?

guy 2: …

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