starfish kisses


(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of -n-l s-x.

(2) the act of kissing the starfish, or -n-lingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.
(1)
“jenna left me starfish kisses after last night’s f-ckfest… can you believe that nasty b-tch?”

(2)
you liked those starfish kisses i gave you last night in the shower, didn’t you? i knew you liked being rimmed… you just had to try it.
two people farting simultaneously while their b-tt cheeks are spread, and the b-tt-holes are pressed together.
kevin went to the gay bar, looking for a starfish kiss.

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