starkey
1. someone who p–ps on poor people
2. lover of donkey shows
3. someone who doesnt know the difference between a deep f-ck and a regular f-ck
that chick took a m-ssive dump on a homeless person yesterday, what a starkey.
a socailly spasticated person who has a small peanut sized and shaped head and may also confuse ox bow lakes with oxo cubes. ocasionally reveals her lady garden to the world
my name is starkey and i have a peanut head and i am spasticated
or
-hey im spasticated and im called starkey, and i make gravy from ox bow lakes
a very grumpy individual who is totally fed up with himself.
“what’s up with you man, you’re turning into a right starkey!”
a starkey can be defined as one who defecates on a more than regular basis.
is known for his keen ability for munging, and is often an addict to the sport.
often will be found enjoying -n-l sports.
“wow, that guy is quite a starkey!”
“man, what a rad night of munging, we are such starkeys!”
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