starving fartist
no matter how hungry or malnourished, one can still manage to muster a noteworthy fart.
timmy: “mommy! that homeless man begging for food just smiled at me and p-ssed gas”
mommy: “he’s a starving fartist dear. go get a good whiff before the air clears.”
timmy: “yes’m…”
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