Stash the Unicorn
a s-x act that involves strapping a d-ld- to one’s forehead and then using said d-ld- to perform -n-l s-x on a partner. sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
i’m excited that i finally get to stash the unicorn with matt!
i woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
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