Stasiukaitis
inflammation of the l-b– minora caused by a rare fungal infection. if left untreated, may cause spontaneous vampirism in some women.
“did you bone that chick last night?”
“nah man i heard some people say she’s got that stasiukaitis thing on her c-nt”
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