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  any girl that can physically hook up or have s-x with a guy. preconditions usually include a pulse- and lack of any male genitalia. -pulse sometimes optional. guy 1:dude is that girl breathing? guy 2: yep barely, but she’s got a pulse. guy 3: sweet, so she’s griffable. alright leave the room, it’s boning time.

• girlfriend jeans

  designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up. “dude, nice girlfriend jeans. your package is noticeably bulging and your -ss looks like it’s eating them in the rear. […]

• gobble gobble belch

  upon releasing a nice belch, up and down wiggling / waggling of the tongue, to create a turkey-like sound. can be a seasonal belch, but always a ‘hit’ with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females love a nice belch!! i won over that spooky electric blond with […]

• Golden Grease

  -j-c-l-t-ng and p-ssing at the same time while performing -n-l, producing a golden goo dripping from the -n-s when the p-n-s is withdrawn. “dude i totally gave her some golden grease last night.”

• gomdai

  acronym for: get off my d-ck about it my mom wouldnt quit yelling at me to do the dishes so i told her to gomdai and walked out.

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