Staten Island Douchebag

staten island douchebag – aka – sidb
the definition of the large majority of young men and women from 16-30 years who live repetative, shallow lives that make up staten island.
sidb’s usually consist of dudes who:
– get their nails and eyebrows done.
– go to tanning salons.
– drive their dad’s expensive car.
– have some kind of rediculously spikey hair style or a “fauxhawk”
– wear tight jeans, pop their stupid collars up and love fist pumping in a bar or club.
– take steriods and love cocaine.
– very wiggerish.
– enjoy freestyle and hip-hop music.
– in the gym they take up machines because they are more busy looking at their muscles, tanlines and talking on their cell phones.
– were probably the most popular in high school so they live off that reputation till they are 25 and most likely will never amount to anything unless they are handed a job by a successful relative.
– usually are loud mouthed 3rd or 4th generation italian-americans who know a friend, who knows a guy, who’s uncle is connected, therefore they believe they are connected.
– would never fight you unless 10 or 15 of his “boys” are around and you’re by yourself.
– probably are, were or want to pose for the fdny calendar.
– good chance f-cked one of his male friends.
– are the main reason the people at the jersey sh-r- hate new yorkers.

sidb usually consist of girls who:
– have orange face.
– have the brightest teeth you ever seen.
– put their hair in that stupid poof thing like paris hilton or gwen stefani.
– are too good to drink beer.
– usually are in credit card debt.
– got fake t-ts or german automobile on her sweet sixteen causing her parents to go into credit card debt.
– usually her family moved from brooklyn, into a condo or house with a 3 foot backyard.
– works in a tanning salon or as a hairdresser, waitress or bartender because they went to staten island community college or st.johns staten island campus for 1 semester and have no qualifications.
– enjoy double parking and parking in firezones and handicap spots, then argue with cops when they get caught.
– generally are spoiled rotten.
– very c-nty.
– only reading they do is celebrity gossip magazines.
– generally have filthy mouths but surprisingly they wont give head.
guy #1 “hey is that bar gonna be filled with staten island douchebags?”
guy #2 “yes”
guy #1 “i’m not going then”