Statey

common slang term for state police.
gettin’ pulled over by a statey is bad enough, but you’re screwed if it’s a short woman statey with something to prove.
common term used by teenagers to say state police or state trooper
i got busted for drugs by a f-ckin statey last night
a term used in much of m-ssachusetts to refer to a m-ssachusetts state trooper.
p-ssenger: “hey you gotta statey on your tail”
driver: “that’s not a … g-d d-mnit!!!”
a statey is the appropriate name given to a single state school student amongst friends who all attend a private school. the name statey originated on an island off the east australian coastline called stradbroke island after the group of private school students and single state school student had consumed ridiculous amounts of xxxx bitter and became quite unruly and disorderly.
“hi there my name’s statey”
“why are you called statey?”
“because i go to a state school and my friends all go to a private school, ya big d-ckhead”
“oh, wicked”
a name used by up-themselves private school kids when they are referring to somebody who goes to a state school, usually implying that they are sc-m, when most likley they are the more sc-my one, and, also used when trying to cover the fact that the private school they attend is even more cr-p then the state school of the person they are attempting to insult.
private school attendee – “stay away from me you stateys!”
half decent private school attendee – “dude, their school is still better than ours”
a high school student who attends or behaves in a way which suggests that they have at some point in their education attended a state school.
sl-tty girl walks past group of un-sl-tty girls with her g-string hanging out of her pants and seven liters of makeup plastered on her face.

sl-tty girl, “yeeh howz it garrn? chu wanna see wat i got?”

other girls….. “no, thank you… statey”
northeast pa slang for a pennsylvania state trooper, or state police patrol car.
-state police cruisers flying past you, sirens blazing-

here come the stateys.