Static Jimbo
a s-xual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (v-g-n-, -n-s, or mouth).
max: “oh man i static jimboed my girl last night and she loved that sh-t!”
jamie: “whats a static jimbo?”
max “thats when you freeze your sh-t solid and then bang a chick with it.”
jamie “oh nice.”
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