Statie
a boston slang term for a state trooper.
some statie pulled me over last night… he was a wicked -sshole.
dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from sh-t suburbs.
the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.
the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.
look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried s-m-n on her leg…. why i believe it is…
”i’d tap that…… psyche.”
”dude you’d catch leprosy”
a cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. some staties are caring and are ‘team players’. the other staties just want to act like egotistical pr-cks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king sh-t hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the ‘real’ criminals off the streets.
“engine 5 off at that mvc, we’ve got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the h-ll away from the car before someone gets hurt.”
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