Statti
the plural of the word ‘status’. because ‘statuses’, much like ‘cactuses’, and ‘platypuses’, is a ridiculous word.
“have you seen all of the douchey statti khalil’s been posting on facebook lately?” “yeah, what an -sshole.” “oh, he’s the -sshole?” “according to his statti, yes.”
this use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound “ss”. viruses. justices. sinuses.
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