statto
a non-derogatory term used to refer to a statistician
my database is f-cked! statto! any chance of a hand to fix it?
derogatory term used to refer to a bad poker player with delusions of talent. often a play $$$ balla found selling play chips online. lives at home with mommy and lurks on poker and shoe fetish forums. destined to be a leech on society eternally and die alone.
where’s my roll? some motherf#@kers stolen my bankroll.
that’s rough man. what a statto move.
being a total geek
“who won the fa cup in 1912?”
“dunno. ask statto, he knows everything”
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