Statue-tory rape
having s-x with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
guy 1: did you hear about dave? he got busted for statue-tory rape.
guy 2: with a 16-year old?
guy 1: no, with the lincoln memorial!
guy 2: are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
guy 1: dude!
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