Status Apparatus
n. the intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
“did you see john’s, paul’s, george’s, and ringo’s statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? i wish i was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime.”-ben
“don’t wish that. it’s all just a status apparatus. they’re really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away.”–ken
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