Status Battle


a status battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. you and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.
status battle examples

example for a. jordan(im a fight with julie and i know she likes eminem and pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention)…. julie (ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)

example for b. john, jacob and schmidt’s stauses walk for cancer join now and im us for info

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