Status Check
similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.
hank: “what is ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?”
matt: “he needs a status check.”
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ryan:”why did matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? this is city league softball right?”
hank:”status check”
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