Status Clitical


from an anime called “gravion” in which it says “planetaly defence system all destroyed a decased citizen 10,000,000 status cl-tical!”

the reason “planetary” and “critical” are misspelled is because in j-panese, r and l are the same things. this goes into other things such as “herro!” as some say to make fun of a j-panese person, or even “harro”.

the real thing should say

“planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! status critical!”
bobby: i shoot you in head!
dood: omg!! i bleed! now this be status cl-tical at best!

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