status-stalk
when you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person everytime you update your status.
meg: “i’m totally afraid to update my status on facebook now…”
jill: “why is that?”
meg: “every time i update it joe calls or texts to comment on it… it’s like he’s status-stalking me.”
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