Status Wanker
someone who updates their facebook status at every opportunity. continuously informing us of their every movement, mood change and achievement… a true status w-nker believes that people are actually interested in their status updates.
16:00 sami is having a bad day at the office.
17:02 sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can’t wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the tv with a gl-ss of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 sami is watching a brill film
“god how much of a status w-nker is sami updating her status every hour”
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