statutory apeshit
statutory ape + apesh-t
1) a primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or “legalized” oppression.
2) a collapse of an inst-tution to total anarchy; a failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
1) after spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, i’m ready to go statutory apesh-t!
2) when they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apesh-t and then went out of business.
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