Stay-at-Phone Mom
a woman with kids who decides not to work, so that she can spend more quality time with her cell phone. often spotted at costco, pushing strollers, and supervising playground visits while yakking to other s-a-p moms on her phone.
wow, look at that stay-at-phone mom over there by the swingset! i bet her kids are crying because she’s too busy talking to her best friend and won’t push them.
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