staycation
a vacation that is spent at one’s home enjoying all that home and one’s home environs have to offer.
even though i live and work in new york, i don’t always get to enjoy all it has to offer, what with my work commitments, but i sure did have an awesome time here during my spring staycation.
a vacation spent close to home.
with the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most americans will experience during the summer of 2008.
staying at home during your vacation instead of traveling to a pleasure destination. this can be caused by high gas prices, or just a shortage of money.
we wanted to take the kids to niagara falls, but with gas over $4 a gallon, we instead opted for a staycation.
a vacation you take at home.
i decided to take my vacation time at home and just take a staycation.
a reprieve from daily activities of work and ch-r-s; taking personal time for more important pieces of life… such as -n-l s-x, the rusty trombone, and rewarding your significant other for getting you flowers with ridiculous s-xual favors.
thanks for sending those flowers to work to show people i am loved, lets take a staycation so you can tear my -ss apart.
this friday was my last day of work before my staycation, so i stopped by walgreen’s to buy a 12 pack of personal lubricant.
1. the equivalent of being unemployed for a week.
2. a chance to sit around and look at all the reasons you wanted to get away for a week in the first place.
man, since i took that staycation, i really feel for all the guys who lost their jobs.
all i did on my staycation was ch-r-s
vacation for cheap–sses
how about a staycation, it’s perfect for tightwads like you.
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