std

sh-tty tinder date
i know it’s not as much fun as boring multiple strangers on tinder at once. ….but a casual happy hour is still better than catching a std (sh-tty tinder date).
std – stands for s-xualy transmited disease. the most commonly known is hiv/aids. to say the least you don’t want an std.
dude i f-cked her good and i’m gonna have this d-mn std for the rest of my life. don’t f-ck her.
somewhat tasty donuts
i had some awesome std’s the other day, i got them from that girl down the street
s-xually transmitted disease. anyone can get one, even virgins. most common stds are p-ssed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. you don’t have to be a “nasty sl-t” to get an std. it only takes 1 s-xual experience…or with herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
“i contracted an std from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old.”
s-xually transmitted disease

see burned.
that sl-t gave me an std
basically like a computer virus, but for people. you want the free prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

you want the s-x, you have to risk the attack on your ‘down there’ region, with the possibility of it never working again.
i got an std and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing…
acronym meaning: socially transmitted decepticons

professional or professionally-organized social media users who use one or more online personas to launch political or personal attacks on opponents or their issues. often, so called “persona software” is used to manage many such deceptive ident-ties simultaneously in order to create the impression that mult-tudes hold similar points of view.

sometimes called sock puppets, stds can infect multiple social media streams at one time, creating the illusion of m-ss interest or agreement sufficient to influence an issue or debate.
the minute the president announced the military action, a thousand stds magically appeared on twitter trying to create the illusion that much of the public thought it was an illegal act of war because congress had not authorized it.
std stands for snooki transmitted dumbness. are girls in your school wearing super sl-tty clothes? tanning their skin 24/7? putting their hair in poofs the size of the popes hat? then they have the std. after watching jersey sh-r- for too long, some girls have acquired the std. signs include but are not limited to…
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles… by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with “i’m at the jersey sh-r-… b-tch!”

-everywhere is the jersey sh-r- for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named angelina, she replies with “no, she died”
-she is as smart as a…snooki
dude 1: “cr-p dude, my girlfriend and i were watching jersey sh-r- last night, and she got the std!”

dude 2: “d-mn bro that sucks. has she started eating pickles yet? i wanna watch…