STD Paranoia
after having s-x with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange std, even if safe s-x was practiced.
std paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an std.
john: “remember that girl i told you i hooked up with about a week ago? i think she gave me an std, i have this patch of red skin on my d-ck!”
craig: “sounds like a cl-ssic case of std paranoia bro, don’t worry, it happens to everyone. just put some moisturizer on that sh-t and you’re golden.”
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