Steady as she goes
“steady, as she goes” is the debut single by the rock band the raconteurs from their first alb-m broken boy soldiers. i consider it pretty nice, but for some reason, people hate it and get annoyed by the voice of the singer. well, i can’t stand these people. if you hate a song, just don’t listen to it.
a: -listens to music on the ipod-
b: hey dawg can i have an earm-ff?
a: uh, are you sure? you’re only into rap and stuff and i don’t have lots of that. and right now the next song is-
b: yuh, yuh. whatevs. just gimme the earm-ff.
a:mmkay…
-steady as she goes starts playing-
b: what the fok is this cr-p! wtf….
a: told you.
an awesome alb-m/song by legendary punk/ska band “voodoo glow skulls,” which has been defiled due to the recent popularity of “the raconteurs'” song by the same name. we promise the former of the two is better.
“hey dude”
“sup man.”
“i was listening to “steady as she goes yesterday, and…”
“isn’t that an annoying song by the raconteurs?”
“no! goddammit i’m so sick of people saying that!”
“whoa dude, calm down.”
“sorry.”
a very annoying song by the band ‘the raconteurs’ (which consists of jack white of ‘the white stripes’ and some ex members of ‘the greenhornes’).
the song consists of annoying tw-ngs and high-pitched vocals.
it can become stuck in your head for days by just mentioning a line of lyrics. no matter how much you hate it, it will be in your head.
a funny and entertaining game to play with this song is to find someone with the same dislike for the song as you (which shouldn’t be too hard) and at random times just speak some of the lyrics or tell them the t-tle of the song. ‘steady as she goes’ will instantly become burned in their memory and they will become p-ssed off and frustrated. doing this results in a point for you.
guy #1: hey man what’s up?
guy #2: oh you know, the usual.
guy #1: that’s cool..
guy #2: yeah….
guy #1: you know what else is cool?
guy #2: no.. what?
guy #1: …….. steady as she goes!
guy #2: arrrgghh! f-ck! you -sshole! i’ll get you for that.
guy #1: hahahaha! so that makes it 46-24 now. better catch up, b-tch.
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