Steak and Blowjob Day
celebrated on march 14th, steak and bl-wj-b day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after valentine’s day — a holiday for women.
the idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a bl-wj-b. not necessarily in that order.
dave: “hey bob, what did sally get you for steak and bl-wj-b day?”
bob: “well dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy bl-wj-b.”
a recently created and already widely known. this holiday for men is the equivalent to valentines day for women. valentines day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. on steak and bl-wj-b day, every man’s women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy bl-wj-b, just to his liking. it can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
tom: hey bob, what’d sandy get you for steak and bl-wj-b day.
bob: what do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy bl-wj-b!
tom: nice!
men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on valentine’s day, and, given their ebullient dedication, steak & bj day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. no cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a bj on march 14th. that’s it.
some say it was invented by the romans in 269ad, and inst-tutionalized through st valentine’s cousin, claudius f-ll-t–. others suggest that when world war ii ended in 1945, president harry s. truman had the fbi covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. all we really know, is that it’s pretty d-mn awesome.
officialsteakandbl-wj-bday.com – @steakandbl-wj-b
phil: “hey man, it’s only one week until march 14th.”
dave: “you’re d-mn right it is. i’ve already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. practice makes perfect dude. steak and bl-wj-b day is so much better than christmas.”
phil: “amen. fillets and f-ll-t–. rumps and romping. it’s coming, and so shall you.”
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