steak blumpkin


to receive f-ll-t– while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby’s momma
to recieve f-ll-t– while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

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