Steak Hooker


a woman who wh-r-s herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. the higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
i went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to flemmings and when i said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

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