steal a monkey, save a hashbrown
typical response when someone mishears a word. this phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.
did you just say “tiny poodles invaded finland?”
no, i said “my in-laws are coming from newfoundland.” way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.
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