stealfie
when you take a selfie, in order to get a pic of the person/situation behind you…
i had to take a stealfie in front of the crazy-but-kinda-hot crossfit chick, because if i took a picture of her, she would probably kick my -ss… or talk to me about crossfit.
stealthily taking a selfie so people around you don’t know you’re dumb enough to be taking a selfie.
my girlfriend asked to see what i was wearing to work, so i snuck a stealfie to send to her. i looked like i was stretching to draw the eyes away from my phone.
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