stealing fifth


to engage in -n-l s-x without permission while having regular intercourse.

this phrase originates from the bases where fourth base, or home base, describes s-x. if you move past this by having -n-l s-x, you’ve reached fifth. to do it without permission, you stole fifth.
“i was behind this girl doin’ it doggie style last night. i’d never put it in an -ss though, and i was kinda curious so i had to try stealing fifth.”

“how did that go?”

“she let me stay for extra innings”

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