Stealing Wishes
the act of taking coins from a fountain
person 1: -takes 4 quarters from fountain-
person 2: hey! stop stealing wishes!
person 1: i didn’t steal anything.
person 2: yeah you did. someone wished on that coin and now you took the coin so you stole it and the wish is in it so you stole the wish.
person 1: huh?
person 2: -takes quarters- just leave the wishes in there! -throws quarters back in-
person 1: hey!
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